Showing posts with label wacko. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wacko. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

So heres my reasoning behind the superstition that a bird shitting on your head brings good luck...........

Its all about perspective.... once you got bird poop in your hair.... everything else, in comparison, seems pretty much like heaven....!!

Oh, suck it up! You know I'm right!!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Kalyug... and then some!

And once again I have had the priviledge to witness the wondrous beauty of the dynamic human nature...blah blah blah... (can you catch the sarcasm i tried to lace so subtly over the above words?) 

Anyways, none of the boring details!

Some incidents have once again made me wonder whether the age we are living in is indeed a Kalyug... and if that is so then the fruit of our combined sins is fast ripening and it wont be long before the big man upstairs decides to dunk our planet into a large bowl of soup...like a giant dumpling....mmm dumpling soup.... (anyways, back to the point...)

Yea, now Im no doomsayer...but if we go about life the way we do, I would be left with no other option than runnning up and down the streets with my hair flying wildly around me and a mad glint in my eye, shouting out to whomsoever may listen, "REPENT SINNERS!!! THE END IS COMING!!!!!" 

Because if doing what is right, puts us in the wrong and makes us suffer instead of giving that well spoken of peace-of-mind... then our value system is seriously screwed up! 

So Ive given you something to think about..... why dont you mull over it..... while I go build myself a huge-ass, big boat to ride out the approaching storm...

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Nah...I dont want to name this one....

Yea...so last night i dreamt that i strangled some guy to death.... very, very weird!

Oh and this wasnt just any guy...but a guy on that day's episode of FRIENDS.... i spent the day trying to figure out why i got such a dream, before i began wondering why was i spending my time bothering about figuring out some random dream that I got early in the morning....

You must be knowing, what they say about the dreams you dream in the morning....that they come true... so im either going to strangle some american guy to death in the near future or im going to have to stop believing that all dreams that you dream in the mornings come true....

Man... no wonder Sigmund Freud was said to be a little cuckoo in the head... if you spend your time trying to analyse all the mumbo-jumbo that your brain cooks up when its not in your control (i.e. when you're sleeping...in case you didnt get what i meant...) then you're bound to get a little weird (read: cracked.... "please spare me, all you Freud-worshippers!!!")yourself....

Gah!! Oi, im not drunk here,ok?