I wonder if earthworms have feelings? Or does their life pass simply in eating mud and pooping it back out?? Weird thought... a random memory came to mind... I remembered I had once tortured an earthworm... and it sounds funny... morbid..but undeniably funny! I tied it up in a knot...
But I guess an earthworm's life is pretty uncomplicated... Plenty of muck to eat...farmers are your friends...all you have to do is try your best to stay away from worm eating birds and worm-torturing girls...
I wonder what do earthworms taste of? I like to imagine they taste like watery chicken... my aunt had, in her childhood, eaten an ant...she said it tasted sour... I didnt have the guts to verify that... what if the bloody thing survived my chewing...went down my gullet... and bit the inside of my stomach??? SCARY!
Did you know that in every jar of jam there are at least a 100 crushed ants... stupid sods must have just wanted some sugar to take back to their hills... ended up getting spread on sliced bread....
Was sitting in a cafe with a friend... saw a teeny-weeny spider crawling up our seat.... he squashed it saying that if the spider went up some crevice and spun a web... HOLY CRAP doesnt quite cover it!! Now I wonder if that spider actually had any intention of crawling up someones arse....anyways... I hope its soul rests in peace...
I have a feeling that maybe someday, in the future, the creepy-crawlies may actually come up against us in arms.... I guess, that would be our apocalypse...armageddon...judgement day.... I dont really fancy being tied up in a knot by a giant earthworm.... but until that day, I think I can sleep peacefully...
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