Case in point....
People walking on the roads..... Yeah lady, that means you! Its raining bucket-loads of water and if you have a gazillion bags in your hands and are trying to get your umbrella to co-operate (I feel for you...Believe me, I do..) try not to yak/ text on your phone at the same time.... I realise you cannot multi task as well as me... but if your umbrella whacks me on the head one more time or grazes close enough for me to fear for the safety of my eyes, Im sure you will not blame me if I take the pointy end of my umbrella and shove it up your nose!!!!
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Also, all you other people.... its raining... its crowded... and we are running a gauntlet between passing cars and people like Ms. Stabby mentioned above.... try to move your legs at a faster pace than that of grazing cows.... and if you have to stop and smell the roses...or chew cud... I suggest you move your asses to the very side of the effing road and give the people who are actually going somewhere the place to move!!!!!!!
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Please try not to act so offended when I shove past you muttering profanities (in all the languages I know)....
If you want me in a better mood, you can either-
- Haul ass; or
- Wait till September ends
Cheers!
